His first major policy, Number 10 North, opened for business yesterday.
What, the day after the biggest ever number of migrants arriving on one boat, 165 of them on our shores on a mega dinghy?
And on a day when over 200 have crossed illegally? What? No mention of migrants? Nothing, not a diddly squat.
In fact since Andy took over, whilst his party may brag that crossings are down 40 percent, this week close to 900 small boat migrants have made it to the UK via dinghy in Andy Burnham’s first week in Downing Street.
And GB News can confirm hundreds more are arriving today, the fourth day of illegal crossings, as migrants take advantage of a run of good days. So more burden on the taxpayer.
We also have learnt that Iran are infiltrating our open border.
Offering crossings in exchange for favours. Iran has been caught sending suspected operatives across the Channel into the UK.
Individuals with links to Tehran’s intelligence agencies are understood to have been intercepted by UK authorities while attempting to enter Britain on small boats.
Luckily for Andy, winds will pick up again this afternoon, and are likely to prevent any more crossings until the middle of next week.
So I am installing the BMMC - Burnham Migrant Mention Clock.
Let’s see how long it takes Andy to mention the small boat crisis, because to me, he doesn’t seem that interested.
Prime Minister, your migrant mention clock has started and we are already on day six.






